Best Place to Bar-Hop
Seminole Paradise at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
1 Seminole Way, Hollywood
954-327‑7625, Seminolehardrockhollywood.com
Grab a quick drink in the lobby bar, hit a few slots, grab a drink at the center bar, head out into Paradise, slam some beers at Murphy’s Law, chill with martinis in the Pangaea/Gryphon ultralounge, sing along loudly and drunkenly at 88’s Dueling Pianos with something fruity and tropical in your hand, enjoy a few vodka and Red Bulls at Passion, spill one all over the hot guy or girl you’re trying to pick up (who’s to say whether it’s a guy or girl at this point, because your vision’s a little blurry, you know), get 86ed from Passion, head to the 17,000-square-foot Spirits Nightclub, strap on a few more vodka and Red Bulls, dance until the wee hours of the morning, as things start to get a little fuzzy, wake up at the pool bar with no recollection of the past five or six hours, order a hair-of-the-dog Bloody Mary, put away a few more while ogling all the half-naked people, and head on inside, grab a quick drink in the lobby bar, hit a few slots …
