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Frank's Energy Beach brings sex, sand and the sport of kings

By John Hood
Special to Metromix

Ok, ok, so there’s no real sex, not that we caught anyway, but if those micro-kitten bikinis got any smaller, there’d sure be stripping. There is sand, though, despite being a bit inland from any beach. And, yes, there’s the ancient sport of kings, and no, we don’t mean that 1984 nugget by a Canadian rock band named Triumph either. We mean horse racing, dig? Or as it’s known among the rail jockeys: the ponies.