11 reasons why...

It can be inspirational

Seekers of certain inspiration have by now undoubtedly caught the divine Maryel Epps' boisterously uplifting run at Joley (if not, get to it), which means you're free to head on over to Bethel Full Gospel Baptist Church for one of Bishop Carlos Malone, Sr.'s own divinely inspired sermons. Granted one of the Fellowship's missions is to "bring a living Jesus to a dying world," but if your Saturday night was anything like my Saturday night, that "dying world" part will seem particularly apt. Plus it'll give us both an opportunity to abstain for a change, least till we can get to the next bar.